Americans, take note, Zelenskyy is a man who will debase himself for the good of his country. Karma tends to be a huge asshole when it comes to stuff like this.
Americans, take note, Zelenskyy is a man who will debase himself for the good of his country. Karma tends to be a huge asshole when it comes to stuff like this.


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Americans, take note, Zelenskyy is a competent, thoughtful leader who isn’t a rapist or a coward, or a cock holster for Putin.
307 0 ReplyI’d rather have Zelenskyy than Elon.
109 0 ReplyI'd rather have a toaster than elon.
118 0 ReplyI would rather Elon commit toaster in bathtub.
52 0 ReplyMasterful gambit
12 0 Reply2 0 ReplyOr better yet a 1960's plugin tapedeck. That'll blast you right through the wall, leave you stone cold dead within 10 seconds.
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I'd rather have a toaster than a Cylon
13 1 ReplyI'd rather have a Cylon that can make toast.
11 1 ReplyWell, hang on, #6... I mean, wait no, you're right, but...
5 0 Reply#3 tho....
5 0 ReplyFair point...
5 0 ReplyWhat's Xena doing there?
3 0 ReplyIf those are Cylons, does that make it an AI image?
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So say we all.
7 0 ReplyThe Cylon I remember was hot enough to make me forget what my values even are.
5 0 ReplyI'd rather have a Cylon than Elon.
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Id rather have Leon Black from Curb your enthusiasm.
4 0 ReplyGet in that ass Larry!
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I'd rather have "elon's toaster taking a bath with him" than Elon. (Shit someone already said it further down lol)
Whatever takes him out, I hope it's caught in literally 4k and becomes the most popular video the Internet has ever seen.
Bonus points if he's made aware that it's becoming a video as it happens. Man I would have to order a flatbed's worth of popcorn for that.
Additional flatbeds of popcorn for every other installment in the series.
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I’d rather have him than any republiQan in office today. They’re self-urinators of the lowest order; pigs are smarter, braver, and more compassionate. They’re mindscrambled idiots, thugs, and fake-jesus-licking, woman-hating shitheads.
26 0 ReplyI'd rather have him than any Republican or the vast majority of the Democrats.
11 0 ReplyThe fact that the Democrats haven't done anything meaningful to attempt to stop the self-coup is disgraceful. They should be hard on the offence. They won't get another shot.
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There is nothing more shameful than licking a fake Jesus.
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