This looked real until I checked the comments
The fact that this 1984 type stuff is almost believable is really scary.
In my day we just had a hole in the stall where you stuck your junk in. None of this electronic crap.
This made me immediately think of how old American homes in the back of the mirror cabinet of the bathroom just had a slot that fed into the space between the drywall so you could through your razerblades away. Good luck to the renovators in 50 years when they need to remove that drywall and pick up a thousand rusty butterfly-style razerblades. Can't throw those suckers in a plastic trashbag either cus it'll cut right through.
it's very well done, top tier shitpost
Hot dog.
Not hot dog.
Not hot dog.
Hot dog.
The obvious result would be an SD card chock full of scrotum pics. So. Many. Scrots.
I prefer the phrase "testicular manifold."
"junk trunk"
