I'm a nomster

Hotdogs right out of the package, and bare Kraft Singles slices

I feel seen.

"Does it take more time to make and clean up than it does to eat? Yeah, fuck that, I'm not making that for me."

OTOH, also me:

"Family is coming over? Shit! Fire up the kitchen! 8 hours is plenty of time!"

This is actually how I maintain my weight. I use my laziness to my advantage by only keeping food I have to cook first in the house.

I've lost some weight recently because my oven's thermometer broke and I haven't felt like fixing it so now I can't even heat up tendies and frozen pizzas. People have been asking if I've been working out. Nope, I'm just too lazy to eat