He said all the information they're gathering is faulty. It's very easy for such a statement to be false. Only a Sith deals in absolutes!
But his nose grew a LOT
"Do or do lot. There is no try."
- Yoda.
Of course the information gathered is faulty, they're measuring 3mm changes with a tape measure
My tape measure has millimeter divisions? In fact til 5cm (I think, might be 10. I'll check tomorrow) it has 0.5 mm lines too.
I mean I would use another tool probably, but if I only had my tape measure it would do unless the changes are smaller than like 0.25 mm.
Oh mine too, but that doesn't make it the right tool for the job.
Agreed. For those not using metric, tape measures usually have 16ths of an inch which is 1.5 mm, and you can easily measure down to 32nds.
That's very easily very accurate.
Only for a much looser definition of "very" than I seek in regards to the scientists asking the kinds of questions they are.
If Pinocchio believed what he said, even if it wasn't factual reality, would his nose grow? What if he was an anti-vaxxer?
"Pinocchio, do vaccines cause autism?"
"Yes! Yes God damn it, and 5G melts your brain!"
"His nose didn't grow. It must be true!"
He's secretly an alien agent meant to spread disinformation before the invasion. You could call it a "Wooden body problem."
The Pinocchio fandom is going to heat up over this one.
So y'all are okay with forced imprisonment and psychological torture as long as it gives the answers you want to hear
Haha dam I hate it and they could have just made a deal with him in case this supernatural power would disappear under certain conditions like idk being tortured like this. Something to hope for. Yet this process how reckless we are when it comes to self motivated gains. Truly human and disturbing to see
Pinocchio could just answer with "I don't know" and it would be the truth. His nose wouldn't grow and the scientists learn nothing.
Until they torture him.
