Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’
Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’
WASHINGTON—Pledging to restore racial purity to the nation’s aviation programs, President Donald Trump assured the families of American Eagle Flight 5342 victims on Friday that he was doing everything possible to resegregate flight schools. “You have my promise that I’m working around the clock to m...
I swear to God if I have to double check the community icon one more time
Goddamned onion is back to posting real news
This is really a hard time for them, I barely raised an eyebrow before I even noticed it was the onion.
Pledging to restore racial purity to the nation’s aviation programs
I thought The Onion was satirical.
Reporting the actual news since 2016
It's America's Finest News Source
Jesus Christ, Onion. Stop being so damned close to reality…
An unfortunate side effect of living in the most bizarre timeline 🤷
Hey, it's not the onions fault. Reality has been doing it's best to turn them into a news site
I shouldn't have had to check the community
Thank God it's The Onion
Are there any long-term health risks associated with eating so many onions as of late?
If you’re a cat, I think it’s bad for your kidneys/liver.
I hope the orange shit stain kills himself, or is dead soon
That man is a total jeenius! Go ahead try to find resegregate in a dicksionary. Can't? Why? Because he is a thinking man. He is the most thinking that anyone man has ever thinked before. That's why he knows the definition of such complex words and the rest of us just think it could be two words. It could be Reseg Regate! Regate sounds like rebate so I think Trump wants to lower flight costs so we can all fly too!