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I'd call him out on "Super-count" even being a thing.
He can do super math at one point, too.
It's so super, it's 10x normal math.20 × 16 × 10 = 32000 is definitely in the supershenanigans domain
What fucking nerd knows the weight of a bean
Supernerd
I bet he doesn't even know the weights of any other legumes. What a super-poser
He's holding a bean in his other hand. Presumably, he doubles as a scale.
A nerd with a kitchen scale?
Hands up, who here would have been able to recall the weight of a bean from memory?
I'm not sure why he couldn't have immediately taken a bean off of a scale before that panel. I hope your memory isn't that poor.
Did he?
Feel free to investigate the matter and find out. Until then, it is as possible that he did as it is that he didn't.
Come to think of it, since he's fictional, he did both. And neither. At the same time if you want.
No, thank you. I don't need to cover every possible base for a joke.
Is this all he ever does?
He also flies sometimes.
To get to the next jar of beans?
It was a different time, people constantly needed to know how many small objects were inside of a larger object.
How exactly did Lois rise to the job of chief journalist at a national newspaper anyway?
Right? He could just be making shit up and we just believe it because he's Superman!
That's some super-shit