This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can't pick which insane take to make fun of first.
Doesn't think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?
I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I'm getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I'm a hard worker.
I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.
This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it's a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.