Only if they can pay the $1 Million+ that Trump charges for those.
He's not going to pardon all of the insurrectionists. They were thrown under the bus before they left the original rally point. They're just too stupid to realize it because they want to believe that he actually gave a shit about them. Otherwise their entire self identity is in question.
Also the number for your local fire department for when your half drunk relative decides to try out that deep fried turkey cooking method he watched on Youtube once.
I never got why it’s so hard for some people to fry turkeys. People fry stuff on their stoves all the time, but make it a turkey and they forget all the basic safety tips they’ve known their whole adult lives.