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tumblr @lemmy.world Stamets @lemmy.world 1mo ago

Let them have one too

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Now they'll be doubly crushed when they can't convince you to stay next time.
- "I was good enough yesterday! Did I do something bad today?"
  
  Now my heart hurts.
  
  "I'm leaving because you farted in the kitchen last night."
- Jeez
  
  This is how pets think. Even the best bois never really advance beyond the mental capacity of a three or four year old.
- Damn son you want me to start drinking again

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