Why is the outside cold?
So you put pee pee on the inside to get warm which ensures population growth.
The heat is migratory, it's flown south for winter
My damn kid left the refrigerator open
Because politicians are controlled by lizard overlords who are selling a lie of global warming but in reality it is global cooling. And our lizard overlords like the world cold.
You forgot your jacket again. No need to thank me!