Springfield Shopper (Actual Print)

Reference: https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Springfield_Shopper_(comic)

Source: Came with a case of my dad's Busch beer in the early 90s. It took 16 scans on a 300dpi scanner stitched together plus lots of filtering to get it this legible, so please forgive 'potato' quality, this was scanned in long ago.

Edit: Of course you'll need to zoom in to read it.

Sorry I no longer have the original paper to rescan.