This better not awaken anything in me
Stupid sexy Wolverine
He does stupidly well with the ladies. Kavorka for days.
She Hulk in have comics gets around, banging her way through Tony Stark, Luke Cage, Thor and Juggernaut to name a few. Girl is slamming ass all over town
That tracks, tall, buff, green, and femme certainly will get you laid
Wasn't there a 3.5 build that could in theory throw the moon?
[This](https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?166459-(3-5\)What-is-it-that-makes-the-Hulking-Hurler-War-Hulk-so-powerful) seems to be the thread in question. This was a very fun read. With just a little bit of cheese, not even that much honestly, a War Hulk/Hulking Hurler can be brought up to the point of throwing entire galaxies. Several Gurren Lagann references abound.
In short, the build courtesy of Halae in that thread:
Progression
Race: Centaur
This build uses the elite ability score array: Str 15, Dex 14, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 12, Cha 8. All ability score increases are dumped into Str.
ECL Class/HD/LA Feats Special
1st monstrous humanoid Power Attack
2nd monstrous humanoid +2 Str (17)
3rd LA +2 Str (19)
4th monstrous humanoid Cleave +2 Str (21)
5th LA +2 Str (23)
6th monstrous humanoid Large size
7th Lolth-touchedMM4 template LA +6 Str (29)
8th barbarian rage (33 str)
9th war hulkMH Point Blank Shot +2 Str (31/35)
10th war hulkMH +2 Str (33/39)
11th war hulkMH +2 Str, ability score increase (36/40)
12th war hulkMH Weapon Focus (50-lb rock) +2 Str (38/42)
13th hulking hurlerCW really throw anythingCW
14th war hulkMH +2 Str (40/44)
15th war hulkMH Brutal ThrowCAd +2 Str, ability score increase (43/47)
16th war hulkMH +2 Str (45/49)
17th war hulkMH +2 Str (47/51)
18th war hulkMH Natural HeavyweightPlH +2 Str (49/55)
19th war hulkMH +2 Str, ability score increase (52/56)
20th hulking hurlerCW overburdened heaveCW
Munchkin-Size Me
You can use the standard point buy to max out strength instead of getting the elite ability score array. (+3 = 59)
Belt of giant strength +6 (= 65)
Manual of gainful exercise +5 (= 70)
A runePGtF FRCS of righteous might will give a +4 size bonus to strength and increases your size to huge. (= 74)
A runePGtF FRCS of divine power will increase your BAB by 10. (It, also, gives a +6 enhancement bonus to Strength—which overlaps with the belt of giant strength—and at least 7 temporary hit points.)
At this point 2,863,104 lbs is a light load. So you can throw an improvised weapon doing 14319d6+32 points of damage (50148.5 average; damage reduction? What's that?), and your attack bonus is (+17 BAB, +32 Str, −2 size, −2 improvised thrown weapon =) +45. Anything with an AC less than 48 can only be missed on a natural 1.
Overburdened heave: 28635d6+32 (100254.5 average)
add iron golem arm +12 ac d2 25/+2 +4 con and +12 str ( 92str (when raging)) 4 a +3 lv adust (can be taken at amy time)(give a gauntlet of rust to immune to rusting)
Ah Gurren Lagann. I loved how over the top it just kept getting with its scaling.
Hulking hurler warhulk probably
Forget the strength, what is their frost resistance? Sports bra and underwear while a tree is nearly hidden in snow, what is this? Skyrim?
Minsc and Boo.
GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!
