Reconstructions of a Roman legionary's camp tools

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The second most in-demand job in history must be "handle maker".
- "So, just to be sure, we'll still need stick tyers to attach the sharp bits to sticks, right?"
  
  "Yes"
  
  "OK, alright, cracking!"
  
  For the life if me, I know they skit but can't place it. Fry and Laurie?
https://www.legioix.org/h21-cs-more-entrenching-items.php

New Recruit: "What is the most important skill we'll learn as soldiers in the mighty Legions, centurion?"

Centurion: "HOW TO CUT BRUSH AND DIG DITCHES"
My brain read that as turd cutter like three times
- OG Roman poop knife

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