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I am Root
I knew I should've thought of a better password…
Wrong number of fingers. AI generated.
(/s)
If elden ring has taught me anything it's that this probably does madness damage
What plant is this from?
I would definitely try to make a wish if I found this thing. Man, I guess I’m not very wise. I’ve heard all the warnings, yet I’d still try.
I mean, the wish will come true... kinda.
At an extreme cost.
Parsley's Paw
The Hairy Palm of Saint Miracle Grow
Once wished upon, it brings prosperity and power to thee, but pay heed, and be vigilant in your caution, for Monsanto's Gift is not recieved without dire consiquences.
Holy shit!
Alabama to lose to Vanderbilt
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