Superimpose the text "somewhere in this image are my terrorism plans" so they have to spend hours studying the picture in detail
68 1 ReplyAnd then actually get the Darth Plagueis the Wise copypasta in there somewhere.
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41 1 ReplyOmg how could I have not heard this song before?! And it's 8 years old! What a banger!
17 0 ReplyDude, Knower is great. You should also check out songs like Time Traveller and Butts Tits Money
13 1 ReplyLouis Coles new album is worth checking out , he's the drummer.
Also the drummer of Clown Core.
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Don't even have to watch, I already know what song this is.
Edit: yep. The government knows.
13 0 ReplyI don't know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.
9 0 ReplyThis is awesome
4 0 ReplyA fine addition to my schizocore collection
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Better hope you don't have a small dick, or you'll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.
34 0 ReplyYeah, I am not in jail, that doesn't make sense
7 0 ReplyI have a miniature cock and am not imprisoned, so I'd call major BS
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And then they assume you have pics of teenage boy cock on your drive.
26 0 ReplyGotta get some unpleasant bodily function photos in there as well. Big unbroken dookie, unfolded snot rag, infected ingrown toenail, you know, real degenerate shit.
18 0 Reply"The full, detailed write up of my plans are within this cumbox, search carefully and thoroughly, many key details are very well hidden."
17 0 ReplyEating shit, vomiting and masturbating while dictating your manifesto in detail.
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joke's on anon, the only thing nsa ever wanted is spy on everyone's dickpics without having to go in person
12 0 ReplyHot NSA agent: I need to get me some of this dick in this pic! Checks OP's file for his address, sees red flags from his other antics Damn, nevermind!
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The only flaw in this plan is that maximum dick pics is the only reason why they surveil everyone
8 0 ReplyFor extra points, write some random almost coherent stuff, ROT13 it then steganographise it into those dick pics.
6 0 Replyall that's gonna get the OP is a new buddy who really wants to help him start shit and will provide all the materials even
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