The rule of self defense.

This is for smacking assholes

Buttclub.

Or as we say in French, self défonce.

This is the kind of club the horny jail dog should use OwO

Improve on the model by getting a metal bat and welding metal plugs on it.

This ain't bad either though, just a suggestion

The animal skull is a nice touch

Baseball bats have a flared base, approved.

Hmmmmmm

Looks like Negan upgraded to loosecille.