New app allows you to track the number of fucks you have given over time
New app allows you to track the number of fucks you have given over time
Count How Many Fucks You Give 🖕. Contribute to Crazy-Marvin/FucksGiven development by creating an account on GitHub.
Fucks Given lets you keep track of the things that made you care. Whenever something happens that you needlessly concern yourself with, jot it down with a tap. The app creates a chart of how many fucks you’ve given, so you can work to give none.
72 0 ReplyIt seems to me, that stopping my day to write down that some guy was rude for 3 seconds seems like I give an immense amount of fucks
52 1 ReplyIf it was enough for you to write down then it’s enough to work on not giving a fuck about
13 0 ReplyYeah, I guess that's the point: if you see a pattern of giving a fuck about something minor, it can become easier to work on not giving a fuck about it. Sometimes not giving a fuck can take fucks.
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It's not about noting down that something happened, it's about noting down that you cared about that thing happening. You don't note things down you don't care about.
3 0 ReplySo it s a journal of you actually giving a fuck about things? Why? Isn’t the point to not give any fucks?
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I've given so few fucks, the app refuses to install.
26 0 ReplyIt could just be a note taking app and nothing would change.
22 0 ReplySo you are basically trying to humblebrag to everyone here that you already achieved a fucks-given-count of 0 for this app?
Impressive, if not a little underhanded. But still very impressive!
17 0 Replycould be literally any app I never open
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The existence of a Fucks Given app implies the existence of a Fucks Taken app.
22 0 ReplyThe law of conservation of fucks: a fuck given means a fuck taken since fucks cannot be created nor destroyed. Basic fuck physics.
5 0 ReplyAn unstoppable fuck colliding with an unmovable fuck.
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A classic!
19 0 ReplyMine isn't just barren. I've tilled it with salt.
5 0 ReplyNo fucking roots shall hold.
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related
8 0 ReplyEnough of a fuck was given to make a whole app
7 0 ReplyThe true "no fucks given" app is the one that only existed as a thought for half a second before being shrugged back off into the void.
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straight out of the "silicon valley" timeline, I can practically see Jian-Yang pitching it
7 0 ReplyThis app is not for me because
5 0 ReplyAnd here is the official theme music of the app: https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0
3 0 ReplyPretty sure it's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18
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Reminds me of Tom Scott's Emojli
3 0 ReplyHe was so distressed by its unforeseen success.
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If you are the creator, the dark mode is kind of not pleasing, have white text fields.
3 0 ReplyThey probably don't give a fuck. As the app shows. Lol.
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Jokes on them, haven't given a single one!
1 0 ReplyWow someone have enouth fuck about the fuck I gove. To write an app to monitor it.
Pity I dont give enouth fucks to install it.
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