I once made my own pizza and ate the whole thing without cutting it. I ate it like a watermelon, coring out the crust.
Is that also how you eat a regular slice? Roll it up like a croissant?
I do the New York fold.
Yo that's the "This was supposed to be cut the other way and I'm not remaking it" special!
Also "they don't pay me enough to give a shit about how it's cut".
Quad City style pizza is cut into thin strips. It is the most infuriating way to cut a pizza. You lift a slice and it completely collapses under its own weight.
Take an advantage of the confusion - take the largest.
The “end my suffering” special.
Early bird gets the triangle.
Dibs on the piece on the left.
There is no wrong way to cut a pizza. I'm willing to die on this hill
lorge piece
