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It's a European cat, it's been drinking since before it could open it's eyes
Why do you think it's eyes were closed in the first place?
Cats don't give a flying fuck about laws of physics, why would they care about human made drinking laws.
plot twist: it's random supermarket boxed wine, the cat is just bullshitting
It all gets pushed off the table in the same smug way…
Cats mature at a different rate. At 18 months they're "adults", right?
Cat law is completely independent of the common law ordinances you or I might be acquainted with.
The first law of cat law is "if I fit I sit"
Is that wine vegan?
If that's red wine, it's gone bad a long time ago.
He was caught with his elbows on the table so he does this to appear classy
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