"Caesar, I can't help but feel your portrayal here is a little self-serving..."
"Caesar, I can't help but feel your portrayal here is a little self-serving..."
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Sleeping with all their wives didn't help much in gaining their sympathy either.
Romans, hide your wives
Here's the bald, adulterous whore!
We've fucked away your gold in Gaul
And come to borrow more!
- song sung by Caesar's legionaries during his triumph
For those of you wondering, the removed word was "moechus"
But were the wives satisfied?
Nobody's asking the real questions.
Donald trump - hold my beer. Except much weirder.
I consider Trump more of a Nero
More of a Caligula.
Caligula declared war on Poseidon. The Orange idiot tried to nuke a hurricane.
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