Real photo of Emperor Carus immediately after capturing Ctesiphon (Colorized, 283 AD)

When your SO truly knows you

Pour out some cheap wine for this poor bastard

PRAISE THE SUN

The lives of a couple thousand plebs are worthless - Roman pride? Priceless!

Rome (2004): HBO's Untold 5 Season Story

With unlimited olive oil, I could raise MANY legions...

HAVE YOU PAID YOUR URINE TAX

"See the world, they said, it would be fun, they said..."

Who REALLY caused the fall of Rome?

Ancient Aliens learned from US!

The true weakness of the Roman Empire

Flying low over Parthia

Reject modernity, return to barbarian

A good Emperor has to know who to hire to keep him safe

behold. dog

Hollywood only knows one thing about Roman tactics, and that's TESTUDO

"Betray me once, shame on you. Betray me twice... can't get betrayed again!"

"OUR Land"

Nude Picts Required

"How was the Senate meeting?" (Centurii-chan)

MORE DEAD BARBARIANS

REAL PAGAN HOURS, MONOTHEISTS OUT

QUINCTILIUS VARUS, GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS

Julian, my love

Chess.c*m slandering our fair Emperor's ELO

If you can't crush barbarians beneath your hobnailed soles, why are you even wearing sandals

Stabby time

Centurii-chan gets a little SALTY

Ew, Gaul!

"Step aside, vigiles! You have no authority over a soldier of Rome!"

Look, figuring out who the REAL successor is to the Roman Empire is easy, just look at this handy chart...

"... they should never have let you off sentry duty."

The Dacians are acting up again, I see

Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!

LANDSLIDE VICTORY

Although Roman city traffic WAS notorious...

WE MUST CONSULT THE SACRED CHICKENS

"Thank you, domina!"

Those machines were whack