You do that.
I’ll keep doing what I usually do: prick all those bastards on my fork at once and eat them really quick, so I can finally start enjoying my salad.
I don't like cucumber or cherry tomatoes (regular tomatoes are fine). That's why my salad of choice is a Caesar. I did try a cucumber lime Gatorade once and was surprised by how cucumbery it was. If you like cucumber, it's probably the best Gatorade because it actually tastes like the thing it says it does.