Of course, nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice.
18 0 ReplyNobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice
13 0 ReplyGet outta here Snaaaail!
Yah! Yah!
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9 0 ReplyIt's a horrible experience, by the way.
6 0 ReplyNot exactly fun for the snail, either.
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This brings tears to my eyes.
....no, seriously, stop throwing salt in my eyes!
11 0 Reply"Any crystal is a crystal of banishment if you throw it hard enough"
10 0 ReplyI'm learning so much from this community.
8 0 ReplyHaving accidentally gotten salt in my eyes before. Can confirm it hurts like a motherfucker.
3 0 ReplyI know a stronger spell. It's basically the same enchant but use rocks instead of salt.
2 0 ReplyIf that fails, throw a hamster and tell it to go for the eyes.
2 0 ReplyThats only works sometimes. Take a lesson from Roger the alien. Just shove them in an elevator and throw drugs at them. Also make sure to yell drugs as you throw them.
3 1 ReplyBro just ask for salvation army donations or save the Wales and you are done
2 0 ReplyNo spells needed just let them borrow some money or better yet, bring up jesus and God around them more and more and watch how fast they vanish
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