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Oof, I can't look at food right now, I had five dozen eggs this morning...
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This is why my headcanon is that Gaston owns a massive chicken farm. Hens today, which are super productive, produce about an egg a day. Back in the day they probably produced less, so to get four dozen eggs a day he'd need at least 60-70 chickens.
Are you roughly the size of a barge?
In a row?
No, in the mouth.
That you ate, or...
pfft. I don't think a person could eat even 50.
Brother out here doing the Eggscellent Challenge