Melania Trump issues first statement after assassination attempt against husband

“If they think I’m paying them after a fuckup like that, they can think again”

Was it, "I don't care. Do you?"

"Fuck, they missed the old geezer.."

Isn’t her husband the one who wants to lynch his opponents?

I like the meme where Richard Simmons was the assassin, and was killed by the SS. Now I read the guy that took the shot and missed was a crook, and a republican. But wait is that redundant?

I’m pretty sure that Melania doesn’t issue statements at all. She just licenses her likeness to the campaign for use in specific instances.

She said with dead eyes and dried tears, a destroyed room behind her.

Every year he lives is another year stolen from the rest of her life without him.

"I was looking forward to getting properly fucked when it came paying out the estate."

Git gud?

Next time she should pay for a better shooter.