Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers | New Straits Times
Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers | New Straits Times
Is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or
49 0 ReplyNo. Jusssst realllly happy to sssssee you!
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I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!
33 0 ReplyI'll stick with a single trouser snake, thank you.
25 0 ReplyThere are specialists that can help you have that removed if you need...
7 0 ReplyNah, I kinda like it.
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Hmm. I think I've heard this confucius saying before. How does it go... Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.
14 0 ReplyThat’s approximately 100 too many.
9 0 Replyapproximately
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3 0 ReplyOn average a person has approximately .5 snake in their pants
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Folks be makin' jokes, but, sadly, animal trafficking is a real problem. Who knows what those poor snakes were going to be used for. It's tremendously sad.
8 0 Reply"Is that 100 snakes in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
7 0 ReplyWith that many snakes in there, I feel like he was in the snakes' trousers.
Better headline: Man Caught in Snakes' Trousers!
7 0 Reply100 snakes in trousers
Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each
legtrouser?6 0 ReplyIf there's 2 snakes in each legs then you only need 25 trousers.
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Wasn't this a scene from an Ernest movie?
4 0 ReplyAlright, showoff
4 0 Reply101
3 0 ReplyHowever, only one of the snakes was one-eyed.
3 1 Reply“Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Snake. Definitely a snake.”
“Rude!”
“Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”
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