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Iamsqueegee @sh.itjust.works
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Trick Wednesday - what is the latest "hack" you figured out?

  • Not a parent BUT the best thing I ever saw for a small child was “fast feet”. Basically, teach the kid to run in place like it’s a game, making fast feet. Do it enough and it tires them out.

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    On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

  • 🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

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    Hop in

  • M-hmm…

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    This 2000-Year-Old Wine Is Still Pourable. But You Don’t Want to Drink It

  • The original Sourtoe Cocktail

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    Aliens haven't contacted us. Scientists found a compelling reason why.

  • And the smell….

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    Eddie Murphy Is Ready to Look Back

  • He’s going to be playing Robert Downey Jr in a “making of” retrospective of Tropical Thunder. It takes hours of makeup to make him look like the dude acting as the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude.

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    What Frida Kahlo Kept in Her Bathroom.

  • but…?

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    Never say ______ 5 times in front of a mirror at 3am.

  • A

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    Napoleon Dynamite is 20 years old now.

  • Napoleon Dynadidn’t

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    A thunderstorm in Guatemala began simultaneously with the eruption of Mount Fuego
    • can we talk about how derivative the new aquaman was?

  • It was so BAD. How many times did he say “Get your hands off my (fill in the blank)!” This will be a steelbook I buy to complete the DC collection that never comes out of its original shrink wrap.

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    Expecting

  • WWJD? Shrek, apparently.

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    Psilocybin Mushroom Potency Can Degrade by Nearly 50% in Six Months, New Data Shows

  • Someone forgot to put the sample away.

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    Name this cut

  • The Breach, or The Crowning Incel

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    Facts.

  • Empire = dirt Crown = thorns/shit (JC/NIN) Chair = liar’s

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    How about no

  • Do it up with some BBQ sauce instead of marinara and add smoked pulled pork or beef? Hells to the yeah!!

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    What is thing thats digging a hole in my lawn? It happens overnight .

  • mailman

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    Superman photosynthesizes

  • Ergo, I am Superman. And I know what’s happening.

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    [Community Challenge 39] Hybrid Animals

  • Makes me think of this

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    Is "food" a social construct?

  • Food? No. Cuisine? Perhaps.

    • Homebrewing - Beer, Mead, Wine, Cider @sopuli.xyz Iamsqueegee @sh.itjust.works

    How long does a propane tank last you?

    I’ve been brewing indoors on a gas stove and it takes forever to get 10 gallons to a boil. I bought an outdoor propane burner and haven’t taken it for a spin yet. How long does a propane tank usually last you?

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