Makes my head ache to look at.

Omg is that a 70s faucet knob?

Ngl I kinda like it. I'd totally get this on an old beater car

Makes his transmission moen

The ribbon is what makes it classy.

Maybe he's a plumber.

Luckily you don't need to look at it while driving! I'm more concerned about spikes, they don't look comfortable to constantly touch them.

Man, every house I've lived in had these, except now, not in the one I own. Welp, time to replace all the generic shit with slightly yellowed, swirly faceted acrylic! And at least one has to have a weird crack in it.

I'm sure that definetly meets all the road safety regulations

Classic double wide trailer bathroom door knob.

Needs a purple Crown Royal bag to really tie it together.