!You lying cock! Cheating turkey-stuffer! Gtfo of my nest. Spreading your seed like a fowl-mouthed mother-pecker! And bring that chicken-ass looking tit-faced wormeater with you on your way to hell!<
Harold! Harold look at me. It was 3am Harold. You tripped over the eggs and landed on me. If you EVER come home that drunk on rotting fruit AGAIN I swear to god I am rolling all of your eggs out of the nest and moving in with my sister.