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SAY "MEOW" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
I'm not air conditioning the outside, shut the damn door!
"I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE AND I ONLY HAVE 3 SECONDS THE PRICE OF CATNIP IS GONNA SKYROCKE - "
Non union kitten asked for a raise.
We're a family here, you need a raise you talk to me!
Also, due to the owner's unforeseen need for a third private jet, we can't afford raises right now.
You touch the thermostat one more goddamn time and dire consequences will ensue!
Mom I swear, I didn’t do this, it was paul
It's a witch hunt. Judge led the jury astray.
Like maybe poor people should have equal ballot access and rich people should have equal sentences for crimes.
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