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This post is from 2022-07-13.

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This post is from 2022-07-13.

ISO 8601 Meister Rasse
- Meister Rasse
  
  You know the problem with that one. I suggest Herren Rennen instead.
  
  Yes, Herren Rennen is much better, Dankeschön!
- This is THE way.
Yeah, imperial is... confusing... like you have inches, but then you don't get decainches, you get feet 😒. And then you don't have kiloinches, you have miles 🤦.
- It’s easy though. 1 mile is approximately 8,448 bananas long.
  
  properly, a banana is a unit of energy rather than length
  
  Thanks, might come in handy if I ever visit Madagascar 😉 ☺️.
- 1 foot = 1.2 decainches
  
  1 yard = 3.6 decainches
  
  1 mile = 5.28 kiloinches
  
  1 mile = 1.76 kiloyards
  
  WTF, I though they were related in 10s, that's not even true 🤦.
  
  EDIT: Shit, now I got it, they're related in 12s, like in dousens... why, WHY!
  
  See, we told you it was easy!
- Then they also use 1000ths of an inch. Because fuck it, let's just throw in a single base 10 unit.
  
  Biggest dislike is lb-mol and Rankine. Like, it you're gonna do science, use the metric system, Jesus. Ain't no one gonna take you seriously using your off-brand clown units.
  
  Then they also use 1000ths of an inch. Because fuck it, let's just throw in a single base 10 unit.
  
  Well, to be completely honest, you could say the same about miliseconds... I mean, they are the only ones that do base 10 regarding time measurement 😂.
  
  Ain't no one gonna take you seriously using your off-brand clown units.
  
  🤣🤣🤣 gave me a good chuckle 🤣🤣🤣
- What drives me nuts is that everyone likes to pretend America came up with this shit. But it was Britain, they just decided to abandon it for a new standard and were were too busy building a damn country and hating Britain to just adopt a new measurement system.
  
  they at least saw the dogshit and put then away
And now let's look at our time units... leap years, leap second. A month has 28, 29, 30 or 31 days. A day has 2*12 hours. An hour has 60 minutes or 3600 seconds (Babylonian mathematics :) )

I see room for improvement.
- There is always a room for improvement. :)
- Base 10 time makes me irrationally angry though lol
  
  Oh I love it. Why did they drop it????
- perennial calendar
  
  specifically, leap week calendar
  
  bonus: leap week calendars can use ISO 8601 week numbering since it already accounts for leap weeks
this meme is 3.3 burgers/bullet not great not terrible
- I mean, I feel kinda same too but maybe someone will find a better things to write.
Where is the first picture from? I've only seen the statue in Bremen (Germany), but never really looked up what it meant or where it really comes from.
- Fairy tale https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_Musicians_of_Bremen
Please help me I've been balancing the donkey on this seesaw for 30 years
- Are you the cat or the dog? (By the way the cat's just pretending to help.)
Imperial was based on using body parts and common items to measure things. Inch was about the width of a mans thumb, foot the size of his foot, yard was the length of his arm, etc. But we have more access to things to measure now so like its kinda pointless but just stuck.
I wonder if someone made the imperial side make sense in imperial either via length or weights lol.
- That would be a challenge :)
- That would be a challenge. :)
I know its bait, but why do Euros care so damn much if we use a different system? Better than the UK
- The world is connected and it's really annoying to look a YouTube video or some tutorial page and needing to convert every time.
- As others have pointed out, it's not just the Europeans (Australian here). But really it's because of how prominent the US is. We can't avoid them more often than we'd like.
  
  Irks me as an engineer whenever I'm forced to use such an annoying set of units in my work. Btu/hr is especially awful. Like it's got British right there in the name, how embarassing for a system of units touted to be patriotic.
  
  (There are many reasons metic is better, but it's a foregone conclusion at this point, so I'd rather focus on the petty reasons to soothe my frustration)
  
  to add insult to injury – US “considered” metric conversion back in the ’70s and did manage to pass through a couple pieces of legislation that architectural and engineering plans were allowed to be submitted in metric – but any home owner attempting to submit plans in millimeters will still get stomped on
- early Covid meme: “Once all the boomers are dead, can we finally switch to metric?”
- We wouldn't mind so much if your system wasn't so damn arbitrary, and if you weren't literally the only country on earth to refuse to come together with the rest of us.
  
  Do you know what the UK uses?
- It is bait. Human mind can adapt to anything, either it's metric or imperial, even bananas. However unlike imperial, metric is systematic and you really only need to know one rule: Multiply by 10. It's also transitive, meaning 1 liter equals to 10 dm^3. Other than this, rest of the world using metric so it's tedious to being have to convert measurements every time, from both sides.
  
  Also scientists, gun owners and drug dealers already using metric. /j

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