I once shared a screenshot from Good Mythical Morning on r/shittyramen and the post got removed. The moderator accused me of being a bot lmao. The reason? Advertising.

They were using GMM labels to explicitly hide brand names. If I recall correctly it was a bottle of generic, vinegar based hot sauce that triggered this person.

I forget which video it was from but it definitely qualified and I thought it was hilarious. That mod really bummed me out.

girlfriend ain’t had period since she got pregat

Someone will appreciate it.

They just haven’t arrived yet.

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・:*:・

i asked chatgpt and it's probably right

Vegeta, the proud Saiyan warrior, would prefer looking at intense battle simulations and training regimes on his smartphone. As a fervent fighter, he seeks constant challenges to push his limits and grow stronger. Analyzing combat data, studying opponents' techniques, and strategizing for future encounters would captivate his attention. Additionally, he might enjoy accessing the latest gravity chamber technology and scientific advancements to further enhance his training. Amidst his fierce determination to surpass his rivals, Vegeta would consider anything else on the smartphone as mere distractions from his ultimate goal of becoming the most powerful warrior in the universe.

I’m so tired of the Apple vs Android debate.

Never amounts to anything more than a glorified dick measuring contest except somehow worse because all dicks are objectively better than greedy mega corporations.

Just pick one and let other people enjoy what they want. Most people don’t care.

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Fermi or Drake, nobody cares. Just tell me and lemme get on with my life.

I remember seeing this and thinking that’s the face of a man who wishes he wasn’t famous, if only briefly.

uwu what are you doing step president?

Might be worth noting my temp bans were recent too. Also, both times the comments I reported were removed lol. Task failed successfully.

I got temp banned for “report abuse” when I’ve only ever reported anything that clearly broke the sitewide rules. Just assumed it was some kinda mistake. When it happened a 2nd time I decided not to bother anymore. Now I consider my account read-only and if I want to post content I use Lemmy.