“The racist actions in the video were . . . antithetical” to the fraternity’s values, Phi Delta Theta said of its member who appeared to be targeting the woman in a video that has gone viral.
Maybe you are racist. But are you "too racist for a Mississippi fraternity" racist?
(I also like the cowardly and unnecessary inclusion of "appeared to." Bro just let him sue you if he's going to. You can assign Dale from the mailroom to go to court and scoff derisively at the plaintiff on your behalf for the entirety of the trial, and keep offering to show the video on his phone if people want to see.)
To the rest of the anti-protest though: why are people responding to a protest about Israel fighting Palestine by wearing American flag overalls and singing Star Spangled Banner?
Honestly, if they think that's creative, then how brain dead are the racists they come across? It takes so little brainpower to think up "Monkey" that I just
Can't fathom how this is rare enough for them to count as original