Now get more coins somehow
Impossible.
That's what's left after paying rent and shit and he's doing 3 jobs. Repeat this: "I am free"
You wanna know my secret? Ass pennies. That's right, ass pennies. You take those pennies in your pocket and shove them up your ass. One at a time, of course. Then you spend them. I've handed out thousands of pennies that have been up my ass. Every store in this city has used my ass pennies. You think you're better than me? You've handled my ass pennies.
YOU ALL HANDLED MY ASS PENNIES!
Look at mister money bags over here!
Look at fucking Rockefeller!
Can I follow you for more financial advice?
but the coins didnt turn into keys!!11!11
If they converted them into self custody Bitcoin then they'd have keys to their wallet!
Didn't you hear then? It's a key, now start sticking it in things
Except the 2 dollar coin isn't round
EDIT: Getting downvoted for no reason because people think I'm assuming everyone is US. No. There are other places in the world that uses "dollar" as a unit of currency. I live in Hong Kong, and we use Hong Kong Dollars (HKD), and our 2 dollar coins are flower-shaped.
