Your username is going to enter your asshole in five minutes. How screwed are you and what do you do you do to prepare?

I don't like this game

I'm probably fine with it, depending on interpretation.

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Not too concerned, I won’t have to endure it for long.

I think I'll be fine. Let's just hope the "boy" part means "young man," in this instance

Tbh I'm game. Sounds kinda nice! 💨

I guess it depends on his mood. He could either be a few atoms, a cloud that could cover an entire planet, a bomb that is large enough to connect every sun in the universe together, or a cricket bat. Aside from the atoms, I don't think I would survive. So not much I could do to prepare.

Well hell, I better get lots of lube, and quicker than 5 minutes, cuz he's gonna be here in like 2. At least it shouldn't take long though...