i want metal fire puppy please to thank

Can you imagine how much friendly fire this will cause? A very patriotic amount.

The current guard dogs are bad enough, can't imagine what it'd be like if they had fire.

I would practice my stop, dive, and roll reflexes to use this rover stratagem.

This would be better than a flame sentry. Why should fiery death be stationary? It should be hovering around my head.

I asked my wife if we could get one. She said no. 💀

I now want this More than anything else. An actual rover guard dog that's a dog that spits fire!