Finally, someone to take care of the three frogs in my yard!

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1800-800-OLÉ

It would be funnier if they all had the same number.
- I don't know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?
  
  Hard yes.
  
  They may not be the one I want, but they are the one I need.
- Or at least the same number of numbers.
- I should call them, I got a bunch of squirrels that need to be given the bull treatment
rare example of real life shit post
Confuse-A-Cat Limited

Incorporating

Amaze-A-Vole LTD.

Stun-A-Stoat LTD.

Puzzle-A-Puma LTD.

Startle-A-Thompson's Gazelle LTD.

Bewilderebeest INC.

Distract-A-Bee
Squirrel matador... If squirrels actually charged, I would pay to see this.
Baby, you can come over and juggle my frogs any time you want.
Those are some big-ass staples.
- I think that's the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.
- Looks more like something tied around the pole to me
Guess it's in Wakefield, UK
- I'm going with Australia
Actually, that's just me. A frog that juggles regular things. I don't juggle frogs, sorry.
Boys are back in town
I was a chicken tender for a few years
- Better ketchup to the present.
please don't

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