That's not a jablecloth that's a jlacemat.
I was just thinking someone found this picture just a bit too late for it to be part of the meme.
It's never too late!
I've always wanted it to look like I'm eating dinner off of someones still-clothed ass...
So I'm not alone
Oh god, I thought we had made it past this phase
It's out in the wild so it is allowed.
Source:
I specialize in internet law and have a phd in memeonics
Someone didn't let that shank rest before plating. #Meatpuddles
It's jeans, laugh now.
These forced memes are the laugh track of the internet
It's called Culture!
His mom made them for him, those ARE the fancy linens
The real horror here isn't in the poor choice of tablecloth - it is still cotton, it is not entirely dishonorable.
Now have you noticed in what glass they poured the red wine? Have you? I... I need air, I need a cute eyeballs-cleansing fluffy cat or something, this is too much. This is enough internet for today, argh.
Is it okay if its just grape juice?
Even completely flat, tepid cola would be better than this
It looks like a Reidel O glass, which is just a juice glass but more expensive. The quality is nice though.
