How are we supposed to kiss when I don't even know what Linux distro you run
180 0 ReplyBe careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.
55 1 ReplyOr even holding hands.
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agreed, the distro choice is a key factor for the KISS principle
48 0 Replydistro choice is THE key factor
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Even worse, she might be using a mac 😱
Anti Commercial AI thingy
12 3 ReplyWindows and macos distros
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This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.
107 0 ReplyOf course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!
41 2 ReplyMost probably Arch users.
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Sweeping with a HUGE broom
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This meme format is fantastic
53 0 ReplyOne is measurable, the other is guesswork.
52 0 ReplyApparently, it's "obvious to everyone, except you [me]"... or at least that's what my wife tells me.
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A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.
39 2 ReplyAnd then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.
And yet you'll still be single.
43 2 ReplyDo you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!
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Wasn't it 0.5s?
34 0 ReplyAnd would you call SSH a library?
15 0 ReplyIt's a component of a larger system.
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what is a "girl"?
27 0 ReplyA guy with cat ears.
21 1 ReplySounds good. Where can I get one?
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A library, perhaps...?
14 0 ReplyCan't find libgirl.so
16 0 ReplyThey probably mean gir1.2
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they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the "replace-testosterone" patch. It's also recommended to use the "cat-ears" patch, and, if you can, also the "cat-tail" patch, but that isn't necesarily required to get it working.
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My wife gets so mad at me when I don’t know why she walks up and takes my arm when a lady’s talking to me 😆
21 0 ReplyGet a load of this guy - he's got ladies just coming up and talking to him.
4 0 ReplyOn occasion… I don’t leave the house enough for it to be common lol
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Wrong. Always getting more false positive than false negatives
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