I will never in my life spell "maitenence" correctly without spellcheck/autocorrect.
15 0 ReplyGood try my friend.
11 0 ReplyFUCK.
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jew-llery…jew-lry…jew-llry…
breathe
jew-ell-ery
15 0 ReplyJewlarry
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Also with fe-bru-ary.
10 0 ReplyAnd don't forget Ju-ly.
9 0 ReplyThat’s so racist.
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Bru
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Govern -> Government Settle -> Settlement Judge -> *Judg*ment
I advocate for "judge" to be spelled "judg" for adherence to English standards.
9 0 ReplyHoly shit, I've been spelling it "judgement" this whole time.
You know what? I'm gonna keep spelling it my way. I don't fucking care if it's "wrong". I'm over my grammar nazi arc, we grammar anarchy now.
7 0 ReplyMotion carried.
4 0 ReplyI advocate for fucking up all the other words for adherence to English standards.
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Leave Wednesday. Return to Wōdnesdæg.
9 0 ReplyThe educated knows to avoid pitfalls. The educated knows how to do maths with imaginary fingers. The educated can sing the alphabet song in their head to figure out which letter comes before or after.
The inteli–… intell– Intel Ligent™ person knows to live and breathe the weaknesses their own stupidity brings.
8 0 ReplyBe-a-utiful 🤌🏻
7 0 Reply“Restaurant” eludes me and I spend like a decade working in them.
7 0 ReplyRes Taur Ant
Meaning resurrect the Tauren over there named Ant. Just play enough WoW raids and you'll lern spells real good.
4 0 ReplyI play almost exclusively Tauren Druid, so now I feel silly for never making this association.
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Yep, I have to say "rest-au-rant" in my head every time.
4 0 ReplyAbsolutely. Every time I’ve had to fill out a job application and don’t have autocorrect at my disposal, that’s how I’m doing it.
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Yeah why is the “d” still in Wednesday when you don’t pronounce it? Even other Germanic language have removed it. Or do English speaker still honor Odin/Woden?
6 0 ReplyYes, we respect the D of our Nordic Gods 😏
9 1 ReplyI pronounce it.
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I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
5 0 ReplyThat's not your fault though, it's the weak, stupid, uneducated language
4 0 ReplyDon't you just love the wonders of English spelling?
3 0 ReplyCry in french.
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