Did you hear about the homicidal Mexican train conductor?

He had loco motives

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He was a rail bad hombré.
- And how do you gauge that? Maybe he was just letting off some steam.
  
  Yeah, this joke is just getting off track.
  
  Every decision in his life is wrong, you just can't let him choo-choose for himself.
I just dropped this one on my husband. I made it seem like it was an actual headline I’d just seen on my phone. I think he’s looking for a divorce lawyer now.

I regret nothing.
This is so awful it's funny. You've truly mastered the spirit of a dad joke.
- A good dad joke should elicit a groan, this one did just that for me
haha
Lulz
My favourite dad joke from now on
I heard he had to tren for that job too.

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