Future historians:
“Did people in 2024 discover something called ‘jeanetics’? oh…nevermind, it’s just another one of those ‘shitposts’.”
"Denim seemed to be of sacred significance to the people of 2024. Aside from its use in religious garments (such as "jeans" and "booty jorts") the few surviving images from the time depict its use in everything from cups and plates to staircases. Some artworks from the time seem to suggest they even considered it a part of their JeaNA."
De-nim tss
Ha! That's good - we'll keep you on
Jean therapy
Why is that I can't scroll lemmy right now without seeing posts about jeans? This is like the 5th one. It's not even that funny.
JeaNA
As long as you don't get the runs in your jeans.
Diarrhea is hereditary. Got it.
Next level meta content.
Sorry I just discover all these denims things, can someone explain ? Thx <3
I wish I knew. Someone just started posting jeans one day.
Jea-N-A
Quoting the famous philosopher Jimmy Pop Ali:
It doesn't matter what I'm packing in my denim, it's what's in my genes.
- Jimmy Pop Ali esq 'i wish I was queer so I could get chicks' ( one fierce beer coaster, Santa Monica, 1996)
And let's not forget his other banger: "There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose, cause the scent of a woman's like rotten tomatoes."
Gross
