Virtual Girlfriend

There's a lot of loneliness out there. It's kinda sad if you think about it.

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I can't afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone's baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.
Or being gay 💯
- As long as your girlfriend/boyfriend isn't pre-op trans.
  
  well then you just gotta be trans too
Antibabypille. Deutsch ist am besten Sprache in der Welt.
- Don't wanna be that guy but I'm a German so I have to ruin the fun: We don't call it "Antibabypille". "die Pille" is what most people just call it
- Genau. Aber die Deutsche Sprache ist ein sehr strenge Sprache.
  
  Still can’t compete with English word order strictness.
Ohio
- gambare gambare senpai
- Ohio go sigh mass!
Condoms aren't 99% effective as contraception even if you use them perfectly, which most people don't.
- How would you know? Have you ever seen truly perfect condom use? A flawless prophylactic performance! It is a thing of beauty.
  
  👉👈
  
  ... Are you... Offering... To demonstrate?
- If you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they're 100%.
Skyrim NSFW mods: am I a joke to you?
Virginity Control Effectiveness

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