Anon goes ape

Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.

Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I'm beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!

No because this is classical operant conditioning not Pavlovian.

Edit: Corrected for my stupid response while exhausted.

Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn't enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.

Some guys really have self-confidence issues.

No wonder even his made up girlfriend dumped him.

There's no such thing as an adolescent silverback. A silverback is a fully mature dominant male. They don't gain the silver coloration until they are mature, so the entire premise is a contradiction in terms.

Reading through the green text

What kind of deranged experiment is- Oh. ........Oh.

If you're going for bulk and rage, you're forgetting the copious amount of steroids...

Using Makima's face for the post was the cherry on the cake.

So much effort... Just deliver to her adult male chimp after 3 weeks in solitary confinement.

Did anon have a workout buddy and this is about cheating?

I swear I've seen this in Family Guy

Or you could buy gorilla feed from the zoo and mpmd's gorilla mind and gorilla mode. Then after your transformation is complete you take drugs and kill your ex girlfriend.

This was funny until it became misogynistic, I guess