Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden
Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden
Right-wing conspiracy theorists are claiming the NFL Super Bowl has been rigged to facilitate a Taylor Swift endorsement of Joe Biden.
This is a fact! They even rigged it last year to make it more believable! Its the only way the Kansas City CHEATS could have beaten the Eagles!
Its all coming together and making sense... we're through the looking glass people...
Now if I can only find a cockeyed conspiracy theory to explain why the Flyers havent won a Stanley cup since 1975.
It's a little known fact (they take all of it off the Internet when it surfaces, this post will probably get deleted soon), but the FAA controls the outcome of hockey and have since 1973.
In order to keep things extra hush hush, they cannot let the Flyers win again, it was just too close last time they did. The evidence is in the fights to...
Hextall and Fletcher explain since 2015... Maybe Taylor Swift got to them too
Well
I almost feel bad for them. Almost.
Really sick of Taylor swift spam