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You must be licking some damn good pennies
- Just make sure you don't get any ass pennies.
  
  For the unitiated https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI?si=MzJzbGvHW7TGqIbA
OP is a Pepsi-loving freak of nature
- He's clearly a fan of that front-porch carpet flavor with a hint of citrus and cigarette smoke.
I want them to start selling the original original Coke, not that newfangled crap they introduced in 1900.
- "Next, I'm gonna put the coke back in Coca-Cola" -Elon Musk
  
  Fuck, I'd pay to watch that... It'd be like Hitler all jacked up and stimming while he watched the Olympics
I was expecting the punchline to be Guinness.
- Gotta dissolve a loaf of bread in there for that.
  
  Don't forget the urine.
  
  Burnt bread
- I always thought I didn't like beer until I tried a black and tan at a work event and realized Guinness was amazing and all the beer I had tried growing up was terrible
  
  Yeah I tend to go for a stout or red ale myself.
  
  I discovered a few years ago that Milk Stout is the nectar of the gods and I have a very difficult time finding it anywhere.
  
  Three words: Double. Chocolate. Stout.
- Or Kilkenny. I love it but it does taste like straight up pennies.
That's an excellent description, I could really taate it. Now I'm thirsty.
This comment serves no purpose and should be ignored
If you want something that tastes like pennies, try Brio. I like it. I doubt anyone else here will.
"...I'm a man of wealth and taste..."

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