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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world Stamets @lemmy.world 10mo ago

Fuckability off the scale

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I don't know, man. I have a feeling that M'Benga is like a preying mantis. He'll eat your face after you have sex with him. Then he'll go back to sickbay with a smile.
- Like I care. Have you seen his fuckin jawline? Or that nebulous amount of ass?
  
  Worth it.
  
  Pike's got the jawline too. And he'd just cook you a delicious dinner.
- That smile. That damned smile.
Is Pike and Spock in skants, making out a little, really too much to ask?
- Sorry, you'll have to live with this person.
  
  I wonder if the actor lists that credit on IMDB. On the one hand, I’d be proud of being in a Trek show. But I certainly wouldn’t relish the follow up question about which episode I was in…
Are they wearing Jeans?!?
- I think it's just weird lighting/foreground elements. Spock looks like he's absolutely wearing tuxedo pants though
- Jeggings, I think
Yep.
Including the Enterprise!
The things I want to do to Spocks arse.
So that ain’t Marques Brownlee?
The Orville ended up somehow being a better Star Trek than any of the Star Trek made since TNG. This looks like the same mistake as them naming that last star trek "STD".
- naming that last star trek “STD”.
  
  They didn't.
  
  TNG
  
  STD
  
  It's either TNG and DSC or STT and STD. You can't have it both ways.
  
  I prefer DISCO. Like on the exercise shirts.
  
  Also, Saru would totally smoke everyone else on the Star Trek dance-off.
  
  I'm just going by common nomenclature. You absolutely can have it both ways, because I didn't name shit. I'm just going by the abbreviations they commonly hold.

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