Dark Brandon wins 100% of the elections he doesn't run in. Fodder for the next ridiculous right-wing conspiracy theory, or a tasteful homage to the antique Chuck Norris memes of yesteryear.
TIL; Chuck Norris is so strong he kicks a Vin Deisel meme to the curb. He stomped that meme so hard that no one ever heard of it. Chuck Norris kicked the Vin Deisel meme so hard you could hear as it sailed away “but muh 2fast2furious”