And then Spock said "Live long and prosper" and then he died

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Is this a kissing book?

My name is James Tiberius Kirk, you killed my friend, prepare to die!
- *my son
  
  Edit: oops, that was the next movie!
- I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have been genetically engineered in the 1950s and frozen until the 23rd century?
- My name is James Tiberius Kirk, you Klingon bastards you killed my son!
"Grandpa... do the needs of the many really outweigh the needs of the few?"
"Sometimes, kiddo, sometimes."
"What about the one? Do the needs of the many, or the few, really outweigh the needs of the one?"
"Do you want me to go on reading the story or not?"
Kirk clears his throat

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.'"

Fred Savage: "But only slightly less well known is...?"

Kirk: “Never go up against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”
"As you wish", replied Kirk.
- But what he really meant was “I love you”
Hit bong and lobster

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