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Can you translate that into millennial?
Papa, you illin
I may be illin, but yo moms mad chill. My world is ratchet without her.
She lit
Yasss?
Yas, Yas
We moved up a level
Alpha to zoomer but I can translate now
Papa, you ain’t fly
Maybe but Mum’s da bomb. She’s the XD to my RAWR
She’s hella aiight
Oh snap?
Crackle pop
Father, thy woman driveth thee to lovers’ foppish folly
Forsooth, but dignity is coin I gladly trade for Cupid’s coveted ware — She is fair moonlight upon the waters of my soul
Speak narrow truth now Father for such promises my childish heart cannot but leap upon with faith
Tis ground I speak to catch thy eager feet, Child, and though it bury my ambition it lifteth me as well it quench my thirst
I unironically like this version the best out of the entire chain
90's Edition:
Dad, you need to take a chill pill! You're totally buggin' out over mom and it's grodie!
Whatever, don't go there! I may be a scrub, but your mom is gettin' jiggy wit it! She's all that and a bag of chips!
Wazzzuuuuup!?
Waaaaaazaaaaaaap!?
Somehow I understand all 4 versions. I am a generational Rosetta stone
Mood
Now combined with vong speak (german exclusive):
Vadder, du kein 1 rizz hast, du nur Mudda simpen tust. 1 cringe ey!
I bims 1 skibidi, aber 1 mudda voll rizz. Ohne sie ist alles 1 Pimmel. Sie bims GOAT.
Sie bims?
Sie bims.
Sayin 'crackle pop' in response to 'oh snap?' is legit hillarious. Ive never heard that before.
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Dad, you're not cool. You're madly in love with my mother, and it's cringey.
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Maybe it's weird, but your mother is special and I can't imagine life without her.
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She's the best person I've ever met.
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Are you sure? -- I'm positive.
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